Article By Jeff Wolfthal
Anne Arundel, MD – This Thanksgiving, In a simple 2-story Suburban home much like any other, the Campbell family has accomplished a feat once thought of as impossible in the modern age: had a peaceful family meal. No, this was not a “found family friendsgiving”, nor was it small nuclear family gathering; it was a large multi-generational gettogether of blood- relatives, spouses, and friends who span the social and political spectrums. In a world where conspiracy theories, insurrections, and Twitter have driven families apart, how did the Campbell family manage to maintain harmony for an entire evening? According to Felicity Campbell, the matriarch of the Campbell clan: “Spotify”.
“Last Christmas we signed up for the Spotify family plan…” explained Mrs. Campbell, “…and we discovered this new phenomenon called Podcasts, and it’s just so much fun to talk about what we’re listening to!”
“I love D&D, so I’ve been listening to The Adventure Zone (Balance, of course), Not Another D&D Podcast, Ship of FooIs, Dungeons And Daddies….” rambled one of the twenty-somethings at the table in a recap of their contribution to the 120+ minute listing spree that had occurred.
There was a single moment of tension during which the Campbells held their breath: Danni O’Brien, the wife of the 7th youngest Campbell brought up NPR, but the scare was short-lived when it turned out they were talking about the humorous gameshow podcast “Ask Me Another “, and not actual news content.
According to the Eldest Campbell, Elmer, a Navy Veteran and great -grandfather of 2 in attendance “I didn’t understand a damn thing anyone was saying, but they sounded happy and I didn’t have to make any small talk with my grandson’s new partner…” (a term he learned to use at last year’s more tense meal), “…so I’ll consider it a good day.”
No grades were discussed, no current events analyzed, and Elon Musk wasn’t brought up once, but everyone left with full stomachs, tupperware of leftovers, and 873 recommendations that they will certainly never look into no matter how vehemently interested they seemed.
Jeff Wolfthal is not sponsored by Spotify… but he wouldn’t say “no” if they offered…